Friday 15 November 2013

A few thoughts on Turkey



Sitting by the dock of the bay, watching the 'time' roll away. Sat here waiting for a ferry across Van Lake, I can't help but think of the Otis Redding song and the its lyrics... Life is taken at a leisurely pace here. Nobody ever seems rushed or in a hurry, apart from when they're driving of course. Middle aged men don't appear to do a great deal. I think of my working days back at home, and if I wasn't at work I was commuting, eating dinner or going to bed. Here men seem to spend all day standing around chatting, then sitting to drink tea together , playing cards, standing around a bit more and all the while subconsciously massaging their bracelet of religious beads. Life here is also very segregated. Men hang about with men and women with women. It's a shame really and I'm pleased we live in a culture where men and women socialise together. I would get bored of drinking tea all day. In fact, I am bored of drinking tea all day. Plus each one comes with a sugar cube in it so I think my teeth are about to fall out. You just don't see many women about. When you visit a house, the wives don't tend to come out and say hello, they kindly cook a meal, pass it through the door without making themselves visible and then disappear. It is a shame really, and a large part of certainly eastern turkey is anonymous. 

I've also noticed a strange habit of men here of late. I saw pairs of men taking an evening stroll arm in arm - one linked into the other's a bit like the girls I used to see in the playground. My initial thought was ok, they're gay, nothing wrong with that. Perhaps Turkey is more liberal than I first thought. But the further east I go, the more I see of this. Big hefty fellas arm in arm. It is quite bizarre and I wonder how this dynamic comes about and who links into who? One has the hand in the trouser pocket while the other embraces that man's arm tightly with a tenderness you'd see from a young couple experiencing love for the first time. I don't know - answers on a postcard. Probably give me a couple of weeks and I'll be doing it...

But perhaps the most overriding feelings I get from the Turkish people I've met is warmth, friendliness and generosity. I've lost count of the free dinners I've been given, the offers of a bed (granted usually  in petrol stations), groceries, fruit and veg, pretty much anything. Maybe because I'm a lone cyclist and it's a novelty for them, but I just couldn't really see it happening as much back home. Within seconds of stopping in a town, village or city, men shout me over to join them. I get talking and suddenly 30 or 40 people are crowding around pointing at my bike and murmuring amongst themselves. I've learnt the basics now so can explain the important information they all want to know: where I'm from, where I'm going, how many days, how many kms, am I married, what's my job, and what football team I support. They ooo and ahhh with each response - it's pretty easy really. My favourite response of all is when I get a look to the skies and "mahsallah!". It's basically "sweet lord!" And is the equivalent to French men saying "ooh la la" and flapping their hands about in that over-dramatic manner that I love. I can't help but laugh every time.

However before I arrived in Turkey I'd been warned about two specific things: dogs and kids. 

Firstly the dogs - and I think my experiences so far have been well-documented. But I must say that distant bark doesn't fill me full of chilling terror on the same way it used to. I have realised that it is just that. Bark and hopefully no bite. It may be due to the fact that I'm now tooled up. I've also got my spray to hand and I've got the procedure well drilled: hear bark, scan into distance in the direction from which it came, assess threat level, if it's a code red and the dog is giving chase, it's fight or flight mode - adrenalin pumping as hard as my legs. I grab my spray can, turn and if still on my wheel I let off a few aerosol volleys disarming the threat. I must look ridiculous, a bit like a hapless postman being pursued by an angry dog up a garden path. But the owners, usually shepherds, just stand and watch as their beasts from hell try and attack me. In England, you'd yell in your best middle-class, pompous voice "can you control your bloody dog?!", but here they don't seem to care. And thankfully less and less, nor do I.

Secondly, the kids. Not exactly a violent armed-militia but I'd heard many stories of cyclists having stones thrown at them and generally being abused. I haven't had an stones hurled yet but when I was struck hard on the shoulder from a pebble thrown out from under a lorry's wheel I did think I was under attack. I've had kids pretend to lob things at me but that's it. I must admit though that a lot of them are little shits. They'll grab your bike as you cycle past, yell stuff, and generally be a nuisance. If they're on bikes too then they'll try and race you, which is fine, but when there's 10 of them all hollering and wailing behind you, you do just want to give them a slap. Perhaps that is the answer. But in those situations I try and think about Forrest Gump being followed across America, and I ask myself "What would Forrest do?"...it tends to work and a tranquility descends.

So dogs and kids. Equally terrifying. But charming in their own special way. 

And there we are...A few musings on my home for the last 6 weeks. I've cycled 1,800km across Turkey with only another 150 or so to go. It's been fun. Certainly memorable and I've cycled across some of the most beautiful landscapes I've ever seen, met amazing people and generally gotten stuck into the culture. Next up is Iran in a couple of days - I'm excited, ill have a new currency, new culture and new language to learn...and with less than 6 weeks until Christmas ill soon be in India. I'm looking forward to seeing friends and family in the New Year and that will keep me going. As I always said, you gotta just keep turning those pedals and you'll get there eventually!

Cheerio



Wednesday 13 November 2013

How not to conduct a tv interview

Some of you may have already seen this but for those that haven't, get comfortable, maybe pour yourself a stiff drink and enjoy the next 4 minutes of my torturous tv debut...

(Big thanks to Nick Bishop for making this available)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GT-pJ2AiDa4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DGT-pJ2AiDa4

Tuesday 12 November 2013

Through the mountains and above the clouds

I spent 2 nights in Malatya, with one full day to relax. And relax I did. A whole day in my hotel room to watch Turkish soaps and U19 International football. A cocktail of neat Nutella spread and various carbohydrates were enough to recharge my thighs meaning it was time to leave. My friend Volkan had sent me an email informing me about a special historical place 100km away, another "must-see". It was further south than planned but what the hell. I later discovered that this attraction was 2,000m up a mountain. So here goes...

Arriving in Malatya, it was raining, so I headed for an ice cream parlour. The patron insisted on taking a photo.
Malatya itself is nestled in a valley deep in the heart of Anatolia. It's most famous export is the humble apricot, immortalised here in the centre of a roundabout. Actually, it is quite impressive; 75% of the World's dried apricots come from Malatya. My father, a lover of dried fruit, would definitely appreciate this.
My rest day was a Friday, the holy day in the Islamic faith, so the central mosque was very busy. For those that didn't fit inside the mosque, they'd laid down mats outside upon which to pray. One of the more impressively decorated mosques I'd seen.
Before prayer men and women are expected to wash their feet.
So I left Malatya a day later. I took the main road east out of town and after 20km or so whilst cycling through the foothills I came across a cyclist. Followed by another, then this lot- Inonu university cycling club. Here I am giving it their club salute. They loved my story and offered me a load of energy snacks. I of course duly obliged.
I continued on and up along winding switchback roads. The rain had cleared by now but the legs had started to burn a bit. It was reasonably manageable and I felt pleased with my accomplishment.
Towards the top, this guy heckled me and pulled over his truck. He walked over and warmly offered his hand. He was a bit bonkers and referred to himself as "The Sultan" but I liked him. He also gave me some biscuits.
And off he went. The mountain was being used to mine rock so I was passed by a long line of these trucks.
As the sun was falling I made it over the top and down the other side, tired but chuffed to have tackled my first proper mountain. However to my dismay I was faced with another equally long climb before the day was through. You cannot escape that sinking feeling when you career down a mountain side with glee and then spot that the road goes up the other side. It's very bittersweet. Actually just bitter.
In the village of Tepehane I pulled into a tea house where they kindly gave me some food and one of the men there offered to put me up. He was a dolmus driver (minibus) so drove me back to his for the night. Here it is in the morning.
My plan for the day was to climb Mount Nemrut to visit an ancient tomb. The men warned me the weather was turning and it wasn't a good idea. I ignored them and carried on. Here at the foot of the mountain.
It was the toughest climbing I'd ever done and no matter how I pedalled it was like having hot pokers thrust into my muscles. At various points I was barely travelling at walking pace. It just went up and up, through the clouds and into the fog. I didn't pass anyone else until the top. But after a couple of hours, I made it.
And it was all for this. Shrouded in the mist, these statues once formed part of a palace and later a tomb built by King Antiochus of Commagene in 62 BC. The statues are sculpted from local marble with other reliefs hewn from granite transported from 100km away. He was believed his burial place should lie above where the sun rises and sets.
I could barely see in front of me so I got a lift down the other side in a van.
Below the clouds again I headed south towards the town of Katah. Mercifully these roads were only slightly hilly. But by now I was knackered and cursed any climb. It was more like an off road track and I shuddered going over the large rocks.
This was truly breathtaking and I struggled to take it all in. Times like this you wish you had someone to share it with. A really memorable moment.
After 100km that day, I was absolutely exhausted. Nothing left. So in the dark I weerily cycled along a valley to the nearest road side stop. Again the only place you'll find is a petrol station but it's sanctuary at least. I was not alone though as this was the evening of the biggest football fixture of the year: Galatasaray vs Fenerbache. Fanatical is an understatement. I supported Fener - FYI they won 2-0.
My "room" inside a "room" for the night.Very post modern 
I woke early to reach the ferry port. This would take me across the lake towards Diyabakir, my next proper stop. It was used by everything from trucks to foot passengers. And now bicycles. These two kids stared at me for at least half an hour. Turkish people love to stare.
By now I really felt I was heading East...

So I made it over the lake safely and carried on. The bad weather had passed and the sun was out again. I sweated a lot that day as I climbed up the other side  of the valley. At the top though it was beautifully flat - at last - I'd been salivating at the thought of flat roads for days and finally I enjoyed the almost weightless feeling. It was a wild and rugged plain with only granite boulders and the odd tented community and sheep farmers. That night I again stopped in a petrol station where I slept on a mattress amongst some open fuel bottles. The noxious gases sent me straight to sleep...

And finally, this morning I arrived in Diyabakir. The largest city in south-eastern Anatolia. It is considered by the locals as part of Kurdistan and the PKK want to keep it that way. I'll add a proper post soon once I've had a sit down.

In the meantime, and finally, it turns out my interview made the national news! Perhaps my only ever tv appearance and I spoke in a mock Anglo-Turk accent. Truly embarrassing but here's a screen shot of the clip. It's visible on my Facebook page (which should be open to view) and I will find a way of adding it here... 
Ridiculous but enjoy 

See you ;)








































Friday 8 November 2013

Postcards from Anatolia

Got up early and headed down through the Capadoccian valley. It's an ancient dessert of amazing rock formations. Perfect cycle country
First puncture. The hottest place I'd ever repaired an inner tube
And finally
These lands have been shaped by centuries of erosion
Bumpy 
I took a break to fix another puncture in Avanos. Turns out one of my off piste routes across the scrub land had filled my tyres full of thorns. Another lesson learnt
Whilst say fixing my puncture and removing the spines this guy came over for a chat. "Jimmy" - Turkey's number 1 cockney geezer - used to work in Paradise Kebabs on Streatham High Street and Istanbul kebabs in Brockley. Proper legend 
Bike fixed it was back out to find a place to camp before nightfall
But not before dicking about with my camera
After spending too long doing this, it turns out I didn't make it that far. I cycled in the dark along a busy carriageway for a couple of hours
I stopped for dinner at a service station and with the wind blowing outside they kindly let me sleep on the floor. I say kindly, it was my worst nights sleep in a long time. 
Feeling groggy I left especially early...
The biting wind didn't stop me from enjoying the surroundings. 
Towing a ride on the back of a tractor for 30km. I was genuinely delighted despite my pained expression. 
I finally arrived in Kayseri, an ancient city of over a million inhabitants. I popped in to the tourism office to pick up a map. The guy behind the desk couldn't believe it I'd come here all the way by bike. So he called some of his friends who turned up. They worked for TV1 and wanted an interview!
I wasn't prepared for this. I had no media briefing before I left. Where's my Alastair Campbell?! I need soundbites!
Once the first lot left, the national news arrived...here's their roving reporter. A fine suit he has on too.
And smile for the camera! A bizarre experience but great PR for my charity.
After 2 hours, 2 interviews, 1 photo shoot and some riding about whilst being filmed, I was done...I only went in there to get a map 
A few snaps of Kayseri. Not particularly impressive but had a good bit of history about it. After some lunch I continued onwards
To my next rest stop. My third night at a petrol station. This was getting all too familiar. At least I had my own outhouse and a sofa. I woke the next day at 5.30am to get some good miles in.
Just in time for a swirling flock of starlings
Sadly that morning I had a bit of an accident. Flew over a bump too fast and snapped off my panniers. Lucky I bought those cable ties in Ankara. Like a surgeon, if I do say so myself...
After the town of Pinarbasi, a car pulled up in front of me and out stepped 4 jackbooted Jandarma. A cheery bunch who rather than wishing to deport me preferred to pose for some pictures. They did warn me that the road to Malatya got very hilly from here.
And they weren't wrong. 50km of uphill with ridiculous side winds threatening to blow me off my bike. It was like Snake Pass across the Peak District and I sheltered for some Nutella sandwiches
A pretty rugged and remote landscape. No trees, only plains. This was on a flatter bit.
Finally it was getting dark, I was tired of the now constant headwind so I headed to a nearby village to see if they had anywhere to stay
After 3km I found a farmer herding his cows across the moor. I asked him if I could camp somewhere sheltered and he led me to a nearby mosque.
And I was warmly welcomed by these fellas. Halil (left) was a minaret crier, Mahmud (middle) was the local imam and the guy on the right was the farmer.
They spoke very basic English and me Turkish so we spoke through the mouthpiece of Google Translate. Despite this they were hilarious. Funnily enough they said "oooh you're the English guy from the tele!". i kid you not...anyway here you will find the village's Imam rolling a cigarette from tea leaves. I'm sure he was a nutjob, but they all warmed to me and we ate and then they tried to convert me to Islam.
I wasn't having any of it but still they were amazing hosts. They even gave me a ring as a leaving present.
And after a good night's sleep it was time to leave. 
The wind blew fiercely...

So for next 50km I headed higher over the mountain pass where I was chased by more dogs. BIG scary dogs this time wearing spiked collars so wolves cant get them. They chased me along the road and it took several sprays to the face until they relented. 



So here I am. In Malatya where I shall be taking a rest day. Recharge the legs and prepare myself for the last week in Turkey.

See ya